RE: Christianity must Implode
November 25, 2015 at 11:19 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2015 at 11:20 am by RobbyPants.)
Min, these were great! Where did you find them? Although, a few of them seemed to be missing the correct answer:
e. Do nothing, because it is morally wrong to interfere with free will.
e. "Cure" original sin... which apparently had been dealt with adequately with burnt offerings for the last several thousand years. Also, up the ante for not listening to God from "death" to "eternal torture".
e. As 'd', after forcibly making the leader change his mind back several times.
e. Your prisoner, who is infinitely less intelligent and mature than you, hurt your feelings.
e. Apparently, each entity of the Trinity has a different pool of knowledge (like the Father knowing the date of the end of the world, and not the Son), despite them all being the same God. This renders the Trinity to be more of an incorporation for the sole purpose of monotheistic branding and labeling.
(November 13, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 4. One day while jogging in the park, you see a maniac with a butcher knife about to attack a six-year old girl. Which would be the most morally proper action to take?
a. Grab the nearest rock and beat off the attacker
b. Call the police on your cell phone
c. Yell "POLICE!" and run toward the attacker in a threatening manner
d. Calmly walk away, because God works in mysterious ways, and what appears "evil" to our finite human mind, may in fact be part of a vaster plan in God's infinite mind, so it's best not to interfere
e. Do nothing, because it is morally wrong to interfere with free will.
(November 13, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 5. You are the incarnated Son of the all-powerful and all-loving Creator of the universe. What would be a good way to demonstrate your compassion and power?
a. Cure cancer forever
b. Cause all the earth's deserts to bloom with food crops
c. Unite the world with a common language and an end to poverty
d. Kill a fig tree, conjure up a jug of wine and follow it up by walking on water
e. "Cure" original sin... which apparently had been dealt with adequately with burnt offerings for the last several thousand years. Also, up the ante for not listening to God from "death" to "eternal torture".
(November 13, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 7. You are the Creator of the universe. Your chosen people are a tribe of nomadic herdsmen, presently in bondage on one of the millions of your planets. Their ruler is being quite obstinate. Keeping in mind that you possess not only infinite power but also infinite love, your best course of action would be to:
a. Cause the ruler to drop dead of a heart attack
b. Cause the ruler to fall off a cliff
c. Visit the ruler in a dream and persuade him to let your people go
d. Slaughter a great number of innocent babies who had nothing to do with the ruler's policies
e. As 'd', after forcibly making the leader change his mind back several times.
(November 13, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 13. Conceding that torture is permissible under certain conditions, which of the following would be the best justification?
a. Your prisoner is the only one who knows the date and time of an assassination attempt on the Pope
b. Your prisoner is the only one who knows where a nuclear device has been planted in Washington, D.C.
c. Your prisoner is the only one who knows where a vial of nerve gas has been placed in the London water supply system
d. Your prisoner has announced that the earth revolves around the sun
e. Your prisoner, who is infinitely less intelligent and mature than you, hurt your feelings.
(November 13, 2015 at 7:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 21. Jesus was God, and God knows all things, including all the medical knowledge that will ever be known. Why did Jesus blame demons for the case of epilepsy he cured?
a. He was suffering from a temporary case of "brain freeze"
b. The Aramaic word for "demon" is the same as the word for "cranial malfunction"
c. Neurology was not his specialty
d. In first-century Palestine, demons really did cause epilepsy. This affliction only began to be caused by anomalous electrochemical brain activity after about 1850 A.D.
e. Apparently, each entity of the Trinity has a different pool of knowledge (like the Father knowing the date of the end of the world, and not the Son), despite them all being the same God. This renders the Trinity to be more of an incorporation for the sole purpose of monotheistic branding and labeling.
