My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship

[Aoi Magi]

That is your problem right there, 99% interactions online? That just means you are afraid of real life scenarios. You need to fight that fear yourself, others cannot help you. But as I said, just put yourself in social situations more often, and try to join group conversations. For example, if I am out on a run and come across a group of people chatting, if they were discussing something within my scope of knowledge, I'd throw in my two cents. That'd be a quick way to get into a conversation and make some acquaintances.