(December 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote: God most certainly does exist, I assure you. I have an incredibly tight relationship with Him, I converse with Him on a daily basis, put my hands together for him multiple times a day and he ALWAYS produces for me.
Oh, God is, of course, the pet name for my wonderful penis.
^So if you rub him the right way you get a surprise?

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