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Proof that god does not exist

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Proof that god does not exist
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RE: Proof that god does not exist
December 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm by SofaKingHigh.)
(December 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm)SofaKingHigh Wrote: God most certainly does exist, I assure you.  I have an incredibly tight relationship with Him, I converse with Him on a daily basis, put my hands together for him multiple times a day and he ALWAYS produces for me.












Oh, God is, of course, the pet name for my wonderful penis.

^So if you rub him the right way you get a surprise?  Big Grin

Not sure if I'd call it a surprise.....unless I've contracted blobby knob, I usually know what to expect.  Tongue
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Proof that god does not exist

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Proof that god does not exist - by Silver - December 1, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 1, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by The Valkyrie - December 1, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Silver - December 1, 2015 at 11:03 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Kingpin - December 2, 2015 at 9:53 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Alex K - December 2, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Heat - December 1, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Silver - December 1, 2015 at 11:17 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Heat - December 1, 2015 at 11:22 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Mr.wizard - December 2, 2015 at 6:48 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 1, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by ignoramus - December 2, 2015 at 12:17 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 2, 2015 at 12:18 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 1, 2015 at 11:33 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Cyberman - December 1, 2015 at 11:36 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by henryp - December 1, 2015 at 11:58 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by ignoramus - December 2, 2015 at 4:32 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 2, 2015 at 4:35 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 5:59 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Whateverist - December 2, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Alex K - December 2, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Kingpin - December 2, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Alex K - December 2, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Whateverist - December 2, 2015 at 10:14 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by orangebox21 - December 3, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Drich - December 3, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Crossless1 - December 3, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 3, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Whateverist - December 3, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Drich - December 4, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Crossless1 - December 4, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Alex K - December 4, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Crossless1 - December 4, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Minimalist - December 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Cyberman - December 3, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Crossless1 - December 3, 2015 at 1:11 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by SofaKingHigh - December 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by SofaKingHigh - December 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by dyresand - December 3, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by Minimalist - December 3, 2015 at 2:36 pm
RE: Proof that god does not exist - by TheRealJoeFish - December 4, 2015 at 2:56 pm

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