"And the angel will hit you on the head with a hammer"
...and it will go something like this...
*Whap*
"Ow!"
"No, no, hold your head like this and go 'waaaahh'"
*whap*
"Oooooo!"
"Better, better but 'waaaaah', 'waaaah'"
"No"
"Now?"
*Whap*
"Waaaahhhh!"
"Good, good"
"Stop hitting me!"
"Stop hitting you?"
"Yes"
"Why'd you come in here then?"
"Because I wanted to get to Heaven"
"Oh, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here."
"What a stupid theology!"
...and it will go something like this...
*Whap*
"Ow!"
"No, no, hold your head like this and go 'waaaahh'"
*whap*
"Oooooo!"
"Better, better but 'waaaaah', 'waaaah'"
"No"
"Now?"
*Whap*
"Waaaahhhh!"
"Good, good"
"Stop hitting me!"
"Stop hitting you?"
"Yes"
"Why'd you come in here then?"
"Because I wanted to get to Heaven"
"Oh, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here."
"What a stupid theology!"
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
