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Laughing at Islam
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Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 11:41 am
Do normal, everyday muslims actually believe this? Surely no-one can be that simple!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q_l3xUQ33Q

EDIT: It's very funny all the same Big Grin
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 11:59 am
"And the angel will hit you on the head with a hammer"
...and it will go something like this...
*Whap*
"Ow!"
"No, no, hold your head like this and go 'waaaahh'"
*whap*
"Oooooo!"
"Better, better but 'waaaaah', 'waaaah'"
"No"
"Now?"
*Whap*
"Waaaahhhh!"
"Good, good"
"Stop hitting me!"
"Stop hitting you?"
"Yes"
"Why'd you come in here then?"
"Because I wanted to get to Heaven"
"Oh, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here."
"What a stupid theology!"
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Is all that actually in the quaran? The Angels coming down to smash your face in with a hammer then giving you to the hell snakes? haha
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 2:23 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm by muhtesem insan.)
There's a belief that you'll be punished in grave. In turkish we call it "Kabir Azabı" (chastisement of grave). But it's told here as this won't be a physical punishment but more of a psychological one.
And I must add this guy is stupid even Islamists standarts.
edit: I made a quick research and it seems, there's no mention of this in Quran. But there are some hadith which are contradicting each other.
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm
"like a snake out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes"

Thanks for the laugh Dar



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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 2:55 pm
downbeatplumb Wrote:"like a snake out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes"

Thanks for the laugh Dar

You had a hamster?? Confused Fall
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Darwinian Wrote:You had a hamster?? Confused Fall

Yes Beans Ware, a lovely little fellow, found out on Saturday he had a tumour so had him put to sleep. Poor chap hadn't seemed quite right for a while.Sad



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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 11, 2011 at 7:20 am
That ninja scorpian sounds bloody scaryShock
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 11, 2011 at 11:19 am
Just when you thought you had allah pinned down....

NINJA SCORPIONS!! Confused Fall

Oh and silly bloody angels with a hammer doing Thor impersonations! Angel Cloud

A good giggle Dar!!Worship (large)
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RE: Laughing at Islam
January 11, 2011 at 12:43 pm
You can laugh all you want now but later you won't be laughing when you're brought back to life again ...
There's no strong textual evidence for the snakes and scorpions in the grave, though. I'm doubtful about that because that's not mentioned in the Quran.
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