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Heaven would be good

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Heaven would be good
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RE: Heaven would be good
December 11, 2015 at 11:47 am
The only way heaven could be all it's cracked up to be is if it was a full-body 24/7 knee-trembling mind-blowing bed-destroying neighbour-terrifying wall-shaking orgasm, for the rest of time.

I've had like 600 of those already in my life and plan on instigating many more yet, so even THEN it's not exactly moving me to Jeebus. Heaven is the ultimate distillment of the wish-fulfillment fantasy that is Christianity, nothing more, nothing less.
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Heaven would be good

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Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 10, 2015 at 6:27 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Napoléon - December 10, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Cecelia - December 10, 2015 at 6:56 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by dyresand - December 10, 2015 at 7:04 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Minimalist - December 10, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Cyberman - December 10, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by brewer - December 10, 2015 at 7:16 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Chad32 - December 10, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Cyberman - December 10, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Edwardo Piet - December 10, 2015 at 8:14 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Cyberman - December 10, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Edwardo Piet - December 10, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Alex K - December 11, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Napoléon - December 11, 2015 at 6:27 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Edwardo Piet - December 11, 2015 at 10:43 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Drich - December 11, 2015 at 1:39 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Edwardo Piet - December 11, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 11, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Chad32 - December 10, 2015 at 8:54 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by drfuzzy - December 10, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Cyberman - December 10, 2015 at 9:26 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 10, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Homeless Nutter - December 10, 2015 at 11:22 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Vincent - December 10, 2015 at 11:48 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 10, 2015 at 11:56 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Vincent - December 11, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Cyberman - December 11, 2015 at 12:19 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Angrboda - December 11, 2015 at 1:57 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by henryp - December 11, 2015 at 1:03 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Vincent - December 11, 2015 at 1:12 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 11, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Vincent - December 11, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 11, 2015 at 5:25 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by henryp - December 11, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Divinity - December 11, 2015 at 10:29 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by The Grand Nudger - December 11, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Iroscato - December 11, 2015 at 11:47 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Drich - December 11, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Longhorn - December 11, 2015 at 5:55 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Amine - December 11, 2015 at 6:05 pm
RE: Heaven would be good - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 12, 2015 at 12:22 am
RE: Heaven would be good - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 12, 2015 at 12:52 am

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