Who has the best version of a happy afterlife?
The Egyptian pharaohs thought that they would have all of their earthly possessions and slaves when they arose from the dead.
Some American Indians thought that they would arise in the happy hunting grounds, surrounded by tasty critters to kill and to eat.
The Mormons think that the men will become gods, each with his own world and large harem so that they can fill them with the product of their constant screwing.
The muslims think that they will end up in one of the various paradises, with a couple of translucent 90 foot tall women-type creatures who never crap. One paradise has the guy in a 60 mile pearl shell with rivers of booze, the 90 foot tall women creatures and a harem plus a small herd of cute boys. He has an eternal hard-on.
The Vikings had Valhalla, with cute wenches and all the booze they could drink.
The Christians have a 1,500 mile-sided golden bejeweled cube call New Jerusalem that has twelve pearly gates, three on each side, each one for one of the twelve tribes of Israel. There's no gate for the Gentiles and besides, the place has a tall wall all around it. It's on a waterless planet that's bathed in constant light so there's no darkness at all. That cube has to get as hot as hell. Be sure to bring some thick sunglasses to dim the glare.
The Zoroastrian heaven sounds like the best place for the common Joe. http://www.hinduwebsite.com/zoroastriani...erlife.asp
The problem is that you have to be born into the religion because they don't do converts. If their heaven is the real thing then everyone else is shit out of luck (SOOL).
The Egyptian pharaohs thought that they would have all of their earthly possessions and slaves when they arose from the dead.
Some American Indians thought that they would arise in the happy hunting grounds, surrounded by tasty critters to kill and to eat.
The Mormons think that the men will become gods, each with his own world and large harem so that they can fill them with the product of their constant screwing.
The muslims think that they will end up in one of the various paradises, with a couple of translucent 90 foot tall women-type creatures who never crap. One paradise has the guy in a 60 mile pearl shell with rivers of booze, the 90 foot tall women creatures and a harem plus a small herd of cute boys. He has an eternal hard-on.
The Vikings had Valhalla, with cute wenches and all the booze they could drink.
The Christians have a 1,500 mile-sided golden bejeweled cube call New Jerusalem that has twelve pearly gates, three on each side, each one for one of the twelve tribes of Israel. There's no gate for the Gentiles and besides, the place has a tall wall all around it. It's on a waterless planet that's bathed in constant light so there's no darkness at all. That cube has to get as hot as hell. Be sure to bring some thick sunglasses to dim the glare.
The Zoroastrian heaven sounds like the best place for the common Joe. http://www.hinduwebsite.com/zoroastriani...erlife.asp
The problem is that you have to be born into the religion because they don't do converts. If their heaven is the real thing then everyone else is shit out of luck (SOOL).
