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What made you give up on Jesus?

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What made you give up on Jesus?
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RE: What made you give up on Jesus?
December 16, 2015 at 10:29 pm
(December 16, 2015 at 4:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:A "virgin birth" is a birth with an intact hymen. Can you not see how one may become pregnant with an intact hymen?

It wasn't the finger of 'god' that touched her!

(An actual quote by a college professor to some xtian shit in the class.  Ah, the 60's.)

Only a brain the size of drich's can fit through an intact hymen.
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What made you give up on Jesus?

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What made you give up on Jesus? - by TrueChristian - December 16, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Faith No More - December 16, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by TrueChristian - December 16, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Faith No More - December 16, 2015 at 12:08 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 16, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Neo-Scholastic - December 17, 2015 at 9:26 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Minimalist - December 16, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Chad32 - December 16, 2015 at 11:33 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Losty - December 16, 2015 at 11:36 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 16, 2015 at 12:32 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Longhorn - December 16, 2015 at 11:50 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by TrueChristian - December 16, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Longhorn - December 16, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 16, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by drfuzzy - December 16, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 16, 2015 at 8:18 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 16, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Crossless1 - December 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 16, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 17, 2015 at 12:23 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 17, 2015 at 12:49 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Crossless1 - December 17, 2015 at 9:50 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Alex K - December 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Alex K - December 16, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Drich - December 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Reforged - December 16, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Whateverist - December 16, 2015 at 12:03 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Minimalist - December 16, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Paraselene - December 16, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by paulpablo - December 16, 2015 at 12:08 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Joods - December 16, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 16, 2015 at 12:55 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by drfuzzy - December 16, 2015 at 1:02 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Drich - December 16, 2015 at 2:45 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Homeless Nutter - December 16, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 16, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Drich - December 17, 2015 at 10:42 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by God of Mr. Hanky - December 17, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Losty - December 17, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by JesusHChrist - December 16, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by The Grand Nudger - December 16, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by downbeatplumb - December 16, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by TheRealJoeFish - December 16, 2015 at 2:32 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by God of Mr. Hanky - December 16, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Bard A Madsen - December 16, 2015 at 3:06 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Minimalist - December 16, 2015 at 4:47 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Anomalocaris - December 16, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Alex K - December 16, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by God of Mr. Hanky - December 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by John V - December 16, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 16, 2015 at 6:27 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Cyberman - December 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Cecelia - December 16, 2015 at 7:59 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Edwardo Piet - December 16, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by God of Mr. Hanky - December 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 16, 2015 at 8:16 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 16, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Crossless1 - December 16, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Cyberman - December 16, 2015 at 10:15 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Reflex - December 16, 2015 at 10:08 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by God of Mr. Hanky - December 16, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Alex K - December 16, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Anomalocaris - December 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Alex K - December 16, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 17, 2015 at 1:11 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by dyresand - December 17, 2015 at 1:30 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by zebo-the-fat - December 17, 2015 at 10:41 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Joods - December 17, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Mister Agenda - December 17, 2015 at 12:11 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Minimalist - December 17, 2015 at 12:13 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Mister Agenda - December 17, 2015 at 12:13 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Paraselene - December 17, 2015 at 12:16 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Jackie - December 17, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Cecelia - December 17, 2015 at 7:30 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by God of Mr. Hanky - December 17, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 18, 2015 at 4:16 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Jackie - December 17, 2015 at 12:24 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Minimalist - December 17, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 17, 2015 at 9:53 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 17, 2015 at 10:20 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Catholic_Lady - December 17, 2015 at 11:10 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 17, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Paraselene - December 17, 2015 at 11:11 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by CapnAwesome - December 18, 2015 at 12:33 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Vincent - December 19, 2015 at 3:36 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Bard A Madsen - December 19, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 21, 2015 at 2:39 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by dyresand - December 21, 2015 at 2:47 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by RobbyPants - December 21, 2015 at 9:24 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Mermaid - December 21, 2015 at 9:54 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by IanHulett - December 27, 2015 at 7:12 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Edwardo Piet - December 27, 2015 at 7:58 pm
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Nay_Sayer - December 28, 2015 at 8:50 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by robvalue - December 28, 2015 at 10:13 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by J.S.C. - December 29, 2015 at 3:00 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by robvalue - December 29, 2015 at 3:09 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Jackalope - December 29, 2015 at 3:31 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by robvalue - December 29, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Jackalope - December 29, 2015 at 3:40 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by MJ the Skeptical - December 29, 2015 at 4:11 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by Homeless Nutter - December 29, 2015 at 6:18 am
RE: What made you give up on Jesus? - by abaris - December 29, 2015 at 7:27 am

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