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My dad made me laugh unintentionally
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My dad made me laugh unintentionally
The day before yestarday I went with my parents to a recently married couple of pentecostals Date .Dad said that one pastor talked accessible for everyone and that my cousin thought that too. That pastor talked about Hell Diablo  and salvation through Jesus Jesus , thinks in which my family doesn't believe. He said that there are many christians killed by muslims. Even though muslims kill people of other religions and atheists too and Chrsitianity wasn't always peacfull either. Hell, it's not very peacfull today. Angry Lynch Mob

That pastor was gesticulating alot and seemed aggitated, sometimes overly happy and sometimes overly serious, just like a bad stage comedian Panic . I wished for a tomato so that I can throw it at him, but that wouldn't be nice. The tomato could be eaten by someone Hungry , it would be a waste to throw it away. What about a rotten tomato? No, it would also be a waste, it could be used as fertilizer.
About my cousin, he fucking laughed during the pastors speech  Hehe . It's true that he said later that the pastor did talk so that everyone could understand, but I don't know if my cousin was sarcastic or not. 
Right after the end of the speech, dad acnowledge that "The guy was a little extremist", but later told the couple that he "talk accessible for everyone". Yeah, he might have extremist ideas, which would mean the end of our freedom if followed by the country leaders, but he talked so accessible for anyone so he's worthy of all respect. And nobody asked for father's opinion, he wasn't forced to lie so he wouldn't hurt their feelings.
I have 3 theories on why he did what he did:
  1. He was trying to kiss their asses.
  2. He geniuenly believed what he said.
  3. All of the above.
I found it hilarious Hilarious , he thinks of himself as a ballanced, moral chrsitian , but he contradicts himself. All christians are like that, but this is a different kind of contradiction to me. Granted, I don't have much experience, I'm still young.

ROFLOL
Silly christians, the only real salvation is through the flying spaghetti monster! FSM Grin
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"

Charlie Chaplin
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
I was going to read your post until I saw all the illustrations.  I've got nowt against the occasional use of emojis (I use them myself, now and again), but ten of them makes your post look like a child's picture book.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
(January 1, 2018 at 9:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to read your post until I saw all the illustrations.  I've got nowt against the occasional use of emojis (I use them myself, now and again), but ten of them makes your post look like a child's picture book.

Boru

 That's because a child wrote the post, he will someday grow up and use less of them. Though that many are annoying.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
(January 1, 2018 at 9:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to read your post until I saw all the illustrations.  I've got nowt against the occasional use of emojis (I use them myself, now and again), but ten of them makes your post look like a child's picture book.

Boru

That was the idea. Religion is childish.

(January 1, 2018 at 9:21 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 9:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was going to read your post until I saw all the illustrations.  I've got nowt against the occasional use of emojis (I use them myself, now and again), but ten of them makes your post look like a child's picture book.

Boru

 That's because a child wrote the post, he will someday grow up and use less of them. Though that many are annoying.

GC

Aren't we all children inside?
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"

Charlie Chaplin
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
The way to point out that religion is childish isn't to make a childish post.

And, no - some of us manage to be grown up on the inside as well as the outside.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
(January 1, 2018 at 9:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Boru


Quote:The way to point out that religion is childish isn't to make a childish post.

Why not?

Quote:And, no - some of us manage to be grown up on the inside as well as the outside.

I meant that we all have a part that isn't serious in us, not that we are literally childish.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"

Charlie Chaplin
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
(January 1, 2018 at 9:45 am)Die Atheistin Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 9:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Boru


Quote:The way to point out that religion is childish isn't to make a childish post.

Why not?

Quote:And, no - some of us manage to be grown up on the inside as well as the outside.

I meant that we all have a part that isn't serious in us, not that we are literally childish.


The use of the emojis is an art form.  Angel Cloud
They are like the spices in the food.  Logic
If you put the wrong spices you ruin the food.  Panic
The same goes with the emojis.  Indubitably
Start with little and see how they go.  Lightbulb
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
(January 1, 2018 at 10:00 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 9:45 am)Die Atheistin Wrote: Why not?


I meant that we all have a part that isn't serious in us, not that we are literally childish.


The use of the emojis is an art form.  Angel Cloud
They are like the spices in the food.  Logic
If you put the wrong spices you ruin the food.  Panic
The same goes with the emojis.  Indubitably
Start with little and see how they go.  Lightbulb

I wanted to try a new style for once.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"

Charlie Chaplin
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
My dad used to make me laugh unintentionally by farting at/in inappropriate times/places. 

Thankfully that was passed down in the genetic code.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: My dad made me laugh unintentionally
(January 1, 2018 at 10:05 am)Die Atheistin Wrote:
(January 1, 2018 at 10:00 am)Little Rik Wrote: The use of the emojis is an art form.  Angel Cloud
They are like the spices in the food.  Logic
If you put the wrong spices you ruin the food.  Panic
The same goes with the emojis.  Indubitably
Start with little and see how they go.

I wanted to try a new style for once.

Clearly didn't work.  Banghead

Every sentence need a particular emojis.  Lightbulb

I started this art form in previous lives.  Jerkoff

I won many many competitions.  Thumb up

I still got the trophies from the previous life in a different planet.  Jerry


Are you getting the message and the tips now?  I'm all ears!
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