Of course Santa is real.
If Santa weren't real, there is no way that he could have neglected to bring me a minibike in 1977. I received no minibike in 1977. Ergo, Santa is real. QED motherfuckers.
If Santa weren't real, there is no way that he could have neglected to bring me a minibike in 1977. I received no minibike in 1977. Ergo, Santa is real. QED motherfuckers.