(December 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Of course Santa is real.
If Santa weren't real, there is no way that he could have neglected to bring me a minibike in 1977. I received no minibike in 1977. Ergo, Santa is real. QED motherfuckers.
No he isn't real, that jerk knew I wanted a BMX bicycle with mag rims, he brought me a stupid Ross with spokes. It was not my mom who taught me the lesson between things you want and things that work. It was SANTA!