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More of the fake war on Christmas.
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RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Of course Santa is real.

If Santa weren't real, there is no way that he could have neglected to bring me a minibike in 1977.  I received no minibike in 1977.  Ergo, Santa is real.  QED motherfuckers.

No he isn't real, that jerk knew I wanted a BMX bicycle with mag rims, he brought me a stupid Ross with spokes. It was not my mom who taught me the lesson between things you want and things that work. It was SANTA!
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More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 14, 2015 at 8:19 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 14, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 14, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 15, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 17, 2015 at 4:40 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 15, 2015 at 5:21 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 15, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Minimalist - December 15, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 15, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Crossless1 - December 15, 2015 at 5:50 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 15, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by vorlon13 - December 15, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Reforged - December 15, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 16, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 17, 2015 at 4:43 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Minimalist - December 16, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by vorlon13 - December 16, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Divinity - December 17, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:09 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Minimalist - December 17, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Jackalope - December 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by CapnAwesome - December 17, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by CapnAwesome - December 17, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Joods - December 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Jackalope - December 17, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Joods - December 17, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by vorlon13 - December 17, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 5:13 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 18, 2015 at 4:44 am

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