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More of the fake war on Christmas.
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RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Santa is indeed real. His reindeer leave poop on my front lawn every year. At no other time during the year, have I ever discovered glittery poop on my lawn. Just this time a year and only this time of year.

My kids will attest to this fact.

What an asshole, NYC must have a warrant out for his arrest for all the unpaid tickets for not scooping his poop! Oh wait, that explains who tried to bully Frank Serpico! Santa needs to be drug to a congressional hearing, bet that fucker would plea the 5th.
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More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 14, 2015 at 8:19 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 14, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 14, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 15, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 17, 2015 at 4:40 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 15, 2015 at 5:21 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 15, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Minimalist - December 15, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 15, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Crossless1 - December 15, 2015 at 5:50 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 15, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by vorlon13 - December 15, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Reforged - December 15, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 16, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 17, 2015 at 4:43 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Minimalist - December 16, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by vorlon13 - December 16, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Divinity - December 17, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:09 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Minimalist - December 17, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Jackalope - December 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:22 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by CapnAwesome - December 17, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by CapnAwesome - December 17, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Joods - December 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Jackalope - December 17, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Joods - December 17, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by vorlon13 - December 17, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Brian37 - December 17, 2015 at 5:13 pm
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas. - by Fake Messiah - December 18, 2015 at 4:44 am

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