RE: Best christmas gifts
December 20, 2015 at 4:04 pm
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2015 at 4:06 pm by vorlon13.)
I 'won' a plush moose at a HIV Buddy Program christmas party many years ago.
(I suspect the contest was rigged, I think I needed a spliff of some kind and the rest of them noticed and arranged things)
Close runner up:
thank you card for employer provided turkey. I filled out the form to decline the turkey (I lived alone and what am I going to do with a 22 pound turkey?) and assumed that was the end of it. Employer donated all the unwanted turkeys to a homeless shelter, unbeknownst to me till I got the thank you card. (I just about cried at my desk, and I can assure you when you work at a defense contractor making the bomb bay mechanism for B-52 and B-2 strategic nuclear attack aircraft, getting caught crying at your desk is just about the uncoolest thing you can ever do, it would have been a total loss of caste)
How about that, found a pic of the moose, ain't the internet grand?
![[Image: th?id=OIP.M699b11f7154ffd3f8ad2a9e83c66f...=300&h=300]](https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M699b11f7154ffd3f8ad2a9e83c66fb40o0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300)
(I suspect the contest was rigged, I think I needed a spliff of some kind and the rest of them noticed and arranged things)
Close runner up:
thank you card for employer provided turkey. I filled out the form to decline the turkey (I lived alone and what am I going to do with a 22 pound turkey?) and assumed that was the end of it. Employer donated all the unwanted turkeys to a homeless shelter, unbeknownst to me till I got the thank you card. (I just about cried at my desk, and I can assure you when you work at a defense contractor making the bomb bay mechanism for B-52 and B-2 strategic nuclear attack aircraft, getting caught crying at your desk is just about the uncoolest thing you can ever do, it would have been a total loss of caste)
How about that, found a pic of the moose, ain't the internet grand?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
