A married couple (a different one from the last joke) are watching telly in the evening when the husband announces he's going for a pack of cigarettes.
He walks to the pub just down the road, gets his smokes and figures he'll have a quick drink before heading home. In a few minutes, a stunningly beautiful woman joins him at the bar and asks if he'd like to buy her a drink. They chat for a bit and the woman tells him, 'I live just across the road. Care to come over and get to know me better?' Against his better judgment, the man agrees, they go to her place and things proceed as they generally do in jokes like this one. Exhausted from his exertions, the man falls asleep.
Suddenly, the man wakes up and sees by the bedside clock that it's 4:00 am. Utterly panicked, he fumbles into his clothes and asks the woman, 'Quick, do you have any talcum powder?!'
Puzzled, the woman says, 'Erm, yes. In the bathroom, but what...?'
'Never mind!' shouts the man. He makes a mad dash for the bath, covers his hands with the talc, sprints out the door and up the road to his own home.
Naturally, his missus is standing at the door, looking like the Angel of Death on a particularly bad day.
'Ok, you bastard,' she glowers at him. 'What have you got to say for yourself?'
'Sweetheart, I went to the pub for cigarettes and met a beautiful woman. We had a couple of drinks, then went back to her place and made mad passionate love. When I woke up, it was four in the morning and I came right home.'
'Oh, really?' she sneers. 'Show me your hands.'
He holds up his talcum-covered hands and his wife screams, 'I knew it, you lying fuck! You've been bowling again!'
Boru
He walks to the pub just down the road, gets his smokes and figures he'll have a quick drink before heading home. In a few minutes, a stunningly beautiful woman joins him at the bar and asks if he'd like to buy her a drink. They chat for a bit and the woman tells him, 'I live just across the road. Care to come over and get to know me better?' Against his better judgment, the man agrees, they go to her place and things proceed as they generally do in jokes like this one. Exhausted from his exertions, the man falls asleep.
Suddenly, the man wakes up and sees by the bedside clock that it's 4:00 am. Utterly panicked, he fumbles into his clothes and asks the woman, 'Quick, do you have any talcum powder?!'
Puzzled, the woman says, 'Erm, yes. In the bathroom, but what...?'
'Never mind!' shouts the man. He makes a mad dash for the bath, covers his hands with the talc, sprints out the door and up the road to his own home.
Naturally, his missus is standing at the door, looking like the Angel of Death on a particularly bad day.
'Ok, you bastard,' she glowers at him. 'What have you got to say for yourself?'
'Sweetheart, I went to the pub for cigarettes and met a beautiful woman. We had a couple of drinks, then went back to her place and made mad passionate love. When I woke up, it was four in the morning and I came right home.'
'Oh, really?' she sneers. 'Show me your hands.'
He holds up his talcum-covered hands and his wife screams, 'I knew it, you lying fuck! You've been bowling again!'
Boru
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