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Santa, NORAD, and You
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RE: Santa, NORAD, and You
The consequences of Santa traveling at near light speed in the earth's atmosphere would be devastating to the planet.

Additionally, LOL, the NORAD radar would be unable to track such an object.
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Santa, NORAD, and You - by c172 - December 22, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Joods - December 23, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by vorlon13 - December 23, 2015 at 12:40 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Joods - December 23, 2015 at 12:41 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by c172 - December 23, 2015 at 12:47 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by vorlon13 - December 23, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Joods - December 23, 2015 at 12:51 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by robvalue - December 23, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by vorlon13 - December 23, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by The Valkyrie - December 23, 2015 at 3:03 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by vorlon13 - December 23, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by TheRealJoeFish - December 23, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by The Valkyrie - December 23, 2015 at 3:20 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Joods - December 23, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by The Valkyrie - December 23, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Joods - December 23, 2015 at 3:30 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by The Valkyrie - December 23, 2015 at 10:21 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Edwardo Piet - December 23, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by The Valkyrie - December 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by vorlon13 - December 23, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by Minimalist - December 23, 2015 at 10:28 pm
RE: Santa, NORAD, and You - by dyresand - December 24, 2015 at 3:15 am

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