I hear voices occasionally, but they never tell me anything interesting or precognitive as they tell you. I wish they were more useful, instead this voice in my head just rants and raves about doing the dishes, sweeping the floor, taking out the garbage, picking up my dirty clothes yadda yadda yadda. I knew I should have stayed single.
"Shutup you damned voice! Shut the hell up" I scream
*thump* in the back of the head.
"Stop screaming at me"
Oh forget it, the voice isn't really in my head, I just like to pretend it is
"Shutup you damned voice! Shut the hell up" I scream
*thump* in the back of the head.
"Stop screaming at me"
Oh forget it, the voice isn't really in my head, I just like to pretend it is

Atheism as a Religion
-------------------
A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27
-------------------
A man also or woman that hath a Macintosh, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with used and abandoned Windows 3.1 floppy disks: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27