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I heard God
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RE: I heard God
I hear voices occasionally, but they never tell me anything interesting or precognitive as they tell you. I wish they were more useful, instead this voice in my head just rants and raves about doing the dishes, sweeping the floor, taking out the garbage, picking up my dirty clothes yadda yadda yadda. I knew I should have stayed single.
"Shutup you damned voice! Shut the hell up" I scream
*thump* in the back of the head.
"Stop screaming at me"
Oh forget it, the voice isn't really in my head, I just like to pretend it is Dodgy
Atheism as a Religion
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I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 4:10 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 4:15 am
RE: I heard God - by StewartP - September 7, 2008 at 4:16 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 5:15 am
RE: I heard God - by birdmanislord - September 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 5:30 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 5:41 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 5:44 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 5:51 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 5:53 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 5:56 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 6:17 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 6:20 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 6:35 am
RE: I heard God - by Brick-top - September 7, 2008 at 6:37 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 6:42 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 6:45 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 6:58 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 6:42 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 7:04 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 7:10 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 7:12 am
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 7, 2008 at 7:17 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 7, 2008 at 7:21 am
RE: I heard God - by StewartP - September 7, 2008 at 8:20 am
RE: I heard God - by Tiberius - September 7, 2008 at 10:06 am
RE: I heard God - by StewartP - September 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
RE: I heard God - by Tiberius - September 7, 2008 at 6:11 pm
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 8, 2008 at 4:43 am
RE: I heard God - by StewartP - September 8, 2008 at 7:26 am
RE: I heard God - by Tiberius - September 8, 2008 at 6:03 am
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm
RE: I heard God - by Eilonnwy - September 8, 2008 at 10:15 pm
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 9, 2008 at 5:10 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 9, 2008 at 7:48 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 9, 2008 at 9:04 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 10, 2008 at 3:50 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 10, 2008 at 5:40 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 10, 2008 at 5:42 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 10, 2008 at 6:47 am
RE: I heard God - by birdmanislord - September 10, 2008 at 10:59 pm
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 10, 2008 at 7:16 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 10, 2008 at 7:28 am
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 10, 2008 at 10:36 pm
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 11, 2008 at 5:18 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 11, 2008 at 6:19 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 11, 2008 at 7:57 am
RE: I heard God - by birdmanislord - September 11, 2008 at 11:23 am
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 11, 2008 at 8:57 pm
RE: I heard God - by Tiberius - September 12, 2008 at 6:10 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 16, 2008 at 8:24 am
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 16, 2008 at 11:52 pm
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 17, 2008 at 1:21 pm
RE: I heard God - by Darwinian - September 16, 2008 at 8:40 am
RE: I heard God - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 10:52 am
RE: I heard God - by FutureAndAHope - September 24, 2008 at 5:36 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 24, 2008 at 6:39 am
RE: I heard God - by Spashie - September 24, 2008 at 7:54 pm
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 25, 2008 at 12:00 am
RE: I heard God - by Spashie - September 25, 2008 at 12:45 am
RE: I heard God - by starbucks - September 25, 2008 at 11:36 am
RE: I heard God - by Ace Otana - September 25, 2008 at 5:27 pm
RE: I heard God - by Alan - September 25, 2008 at 11:25 am
RE: I heard God - by Jason Jarred - September 25, 2008 at 7:52 pm

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