Personal relationships with deities

[Reforged]

Of course Sir. If one is a serial killer (according to what i believe) the consequences can be devastating. In this life or the next ones. If one is born as a animal it is very very difficult to attain a human life because an animal brings Karma on instinct. If it's a lion , the intention is killing and killing. It will be very difficult to get out of that life.

Seriously? *Thats* a punishment!? Someone get over here right now because I would happily kill to become a Lion.
Volunteers? 
Honestly, throw it all at me. Antelope, Lion, worm, moth, I don't care. It all sounds awesome and short lived. Like if you gave me a life as every animal on earth one after another it would probably add up to under 10000 years. Thats being generous. Compared to the most conservative estimates of how long this universe has been around and will likely be around thats a speck of nothing. 
Its like giving me a free french film for beating up the movie ticket collector. Bring it, it doesn't matter. Because after that Quieten Tarantino is airing every film hes ever made, thats right; I'm gonna be buddha bitches. I could do what I want for the next two life times and still have enough time to get a pizza on the way to nirvana. 
Also, by your logic Nirvana isn't eternal either so... fuck it.