Quote: Because not only have I "watched the movie" I wrote 1/2 of it.
That would actually explain the generally piss-poor quality of the effort. Much glitz - little hard fact.
Allow me to remind you of what your fucking movie is all about, drip-shit. The first half consists of Mahoney being steadily being rebuffed by all those nasty Egyptologists and archaeologists telling him his fucking bible is a pile of shit. Depressed, he retreats to his home to contemplate how his cherished fairy tales could be saved and resolves to take another trip to the region to get his bible bullshit re-inflated only to be smacked down by reality once again.
It is not until he brings in Rohl on his white fucking horse and drinks all the Kool-Aid that he finds someone will tell him what he desperately wants to hear. YES...IT"S TWUE, IT'S TWUE (think Madeleine Kahn in Blazing Saddles) and all we have to do is re-write all of ancient history so we can shoe horn the fucking bible in.
Your bible is not worth that much effort drippy. You are so easily fooled.