The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse says...the end is nigh!

[Pat Mustard]

Okay, so I was browsing some weird / funny Youtube videos and found this:






Thinking it was hilarious, I clicked on his channel and decided to see what else he's uploaded. The results are....interesting, to say the least. 














I mean...Jesus. I still can't believe this guy is serious. And a lot of the comments on his videos are people who sincerely believe him.

What this fool doesn't realise is that the Illuminati wouldn't put clues on iPad commercials, too many people would spot them. Instead what we do is sneak into his bedroom the night after finalising them, and write them down on a single strand of his neckbeard hair.

Poor fool wouldn't wake up if a hurricane hit him, plus he snores, a lot.