(January 14, 2016 at 11:44 pm)Losty Wrote:(January 14, 2016 at 11:41 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: No, he wasn't dead. He was reported dead at the scene by people who had a very good reason to get the fuck out of there in a hurry. Most people don't want to linger very long at the site of an attempted KGB assassination, and even fewer want to tell them they didn't do the job right.
He was badly injured and required emergency surgery, but he wasn't dead. He was merely misdiagnosed by people who had a vested interest in labelling him as being dead.
I want to believe you Kev (can I haz calling you Kev?), but my foundations, they're so shaken.
U can haz calling me Kev anytime
And, uh... is there anything I can do to help stabilize your foundations?
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