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Allah messed up with calculations.. again..
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RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again..
(February 16, 2011 at 6:43 am)Rayaan Wrote: "Whichever revelation We abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We substitute something better than it or similar to it. Know you not that Allah has power over all things?" (2:106)

In other words, the man who wrote that passage needed to put the fear of god into people so they will not ask good questions like "Why would god make a revelation here, but then make another revelation later that contradicts the other one"

Allah doesnt exist, and if he does then he is a malevolent ass hole to play such games.

Allah - "Go this way!"
muslim - "but last year you said this OTHER way was the only righteous way!"
Allah - "INFIDEL..DIE YOU PIG!!!"

*allah presses the trigger and detonates his TNT-shirt. Sane people everywhere cheer that Allah the dick head is finally out of the picture!!*

I agree. Allah WAS perfect, now he is even MORE perfect since he blew himself out of existence!
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Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by annatar - February 5, 2011 at 7:21 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Rayaan - February 7, 2011 at 4:16 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by annatar - February 7, 2011 at 7:31 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Rayaan - February 10, 2011 at 6:23 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by annatar - February 10, 2011 at 5:42 pm
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Rayaan - February 11, 2011 at 7:06 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Rayaan - February 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Rayaan - February 16, 2011 at 6:43 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Rayaan - February 17, 2011 at 5:54 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by Skipper - February 17, 2011 at 10:12 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by reverendjeremiah - February 17, 2011 at 11:27 am
RE: Allah messed up with calculations.. again.. - by annatar - February 17, 2011 at 9:59 am

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