Iowa Caucus Live Results

[Cecelia]

Iowa was definitely feeling the Bern tonight.

Consider the fact that Bernie Sanders doesn't have the name recognition of Clinton, not all voters know who he is, what he supports, etc. He still managed to get almost half of the vote.

Also Clinton won two three precincts via a coin toss!!!

Sounds like if there's a "God" that he's on Hillary's side.

(That's a terrifying thought)

Let's see.... 'god' used to destroy the whole fucking world...or at least a couple of cities at a time...or make the sun stand still.... or cause plagues....


Now he can't get some shitball to do better than 3d in fucking Iowa?


"God" has fallen a long way.

In the old days, God flooded the entire planet, turned water into wine, for some reason he never did both at once. (Maybe we got it all wrong, and he flooded the earth so he could have one heck of a wine tasting party with Odin and Zeus) 

These days he's relegated to finding lost keys, helping terrible Quarterbacks win football games, and helping Marco Rubio get third place (though he'd probably have done better if Yahweh hadn't told all the other clowns to run!)