RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 2, 2016 at 11:15 am
The last time I saw missionaries in my area was when I was out walking one of my cats and they were trolling my complex for converts. I was standing in front of my unit and my cat was lazing about on the sidewalk giving himself a bath or something and the mishes walked by. I smiled and said "hi" and in response, one looked at my cat and the other sort of held out the Book of Mormon with this wide-eyed, terrified look on his face like he was warding off a vampire.
Neither stopped to talk to me.
Neither stopped to talk to me.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.