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Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
(February 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm)Cato Wrote: - Carry a small stone in your pocket and wear a hat. If they ask a question say 'let me see' and then drop the stone in your hat and put your face up to it as if to block out light.

Carry the hat and the stone, and claim that you have another newer and better set of gold tablets at your house. No, platinum tablets! Refuse to let them see them (cuz God said so), but use the stone and hat to convey the message on these tablets to the Mormons. Tell them that God is angry at the lies Joseph Smith told, and that he entrusted you to transcribe the Newerer Testament for all to read.

If they do anything other than claim to believe you, get all indignant about not trusting God and shit. Figure that if they have any capability for introspection, they'll probably at least get a twinge of a feeling that maybe their sacred beliefs are stupid and wrong. If not, they're beyond help, anyway.
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RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today... - by RobbyPants - February 3, 2016 at 11:14 am

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