Butt Wiping Techniques

[brewer]

Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.

I feel the same way. I tried it after learning that most people do it that way, and it doesn't provide great access at all. The back of the toilet seat is right there, so it's hard to get your hand in there all the way to do a thorough wipe.

Try leaning. I'm a righty so I lean left. But then I got a relatively small ass so just a little lean clears one cheek for easy access.