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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
(November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How the hell do you wipe while still sitting down?

I answered that I wipe at first while sitting, and then get up and wipe some more to finish off the job. I don't know how people just wipe sitting, either. The back part of the toilet seat is right there and doesn't give much space for you to get your whole hand down there very well.

I do this, evidently I'm the only other one according to the poll.  Big Grin
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Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Cato - November 21, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Minimalist - November 21, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 23, 2015 at 4:34 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 23, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Iroscato - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - November 21, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by robvalue - November 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 21, 2015 at 6:20 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 21, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by zebo-the-fat - November 22, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 22, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Brakeman - November 23, 2015 at 1:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 23, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by The Valkyrie - February 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by TheRealJoeFish - February 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - February 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 1:25 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by emjay - February 4, 2016 at 9:22 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2016 at 1:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 5, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Reforged - February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:39 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:40 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:33 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by God of Mr. Hanky - February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Fireball - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FebruaryOfReason - February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 8, 2016 at 12:27 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 8, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by WinterHold - February 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm

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