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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
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I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
(February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: If you shift your weight to the side and lift one leg a little, then you don't need to stand up to wipe. If you stand up in the restrooms where I work, then the auto-flush will loudly announce it every time you wipe!

and you experience Neptune's kiss

vorlooooon....that was gross.
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Butt Wiping Techniques

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Cato - November 21, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Minimalist - November 21, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 23, 2015 at 4:34 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 23, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Iroscato - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - November 21, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by robvalue - November 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 21, 2015 at 6:20 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 21, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by zebo-the-fat - November 22, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 22, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Brakeman - November 23, 2015 at 1:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 23, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by The Valkyrie - February 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by TheRealJoeFish - February 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - February 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 1:25 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by emjay - February 4, 2016 at 9:22 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2016 at 1:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 5, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Reforged - February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:39 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:40 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:33 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by God of Mr. Hanky - February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Fireball - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FebruaryOfReason - February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 8, 2016 at 12:27 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 8, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by WinterHold - February 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm

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