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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2016 at 10:58 pm by ignoramus.)
(February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.

It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.

Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.

Why are we so special that we feel we need to clean at all.
Tell me one animal in the animal kingdom that feels compelled or embarrassed to cleanup up...

We, as humans are way too vogue!
(As if you heathens don't pick and eat your boogers in private anyway) 
I don't, but many do...
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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Butt Wiping Techniques

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Cato - November 21, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Minimalist - November 21, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 23, 2015 at 4:34 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 23, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Iroscato - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - November 21, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by robvalue - November 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 21, 2015 at 6:20 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 21, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by zebo-the-fat - November 22, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 22, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Brakeman - November 23, 2015 at 1:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 23, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by The Valkyrie - February 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by TheRealJoeFish - February 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - February 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 1:25 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by emjay - February 4, 2016 at 9:22 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2016 at 1:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 5, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Reforged - February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:39 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:40 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:33 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by God of Mr. Hanky - February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Fireball - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FebruaryOfReason - February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 8, 2016 at 12:27 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 8, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by WinterHold - February 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm

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