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Poll: When I poop... This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.	55.56%	15	55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.	22.22%	6	22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.	7.41%	2	7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)	14.81%	4	14.81%
Total		27 vote(s)	100%

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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques

February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm

(February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: I simply believe that my butt wipes itself. And I'm right because I'm right because I'm right.

It's getting harder and harder to ignore the smell, but if I pray really hard, it will go away some day.

Wouldn't it be nice if the butthole was self cleaning? I don't understand why we don't have a tongue down there to just lick up the crumbs.

BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR !!!!!

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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am

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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm

RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm

RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am

RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm

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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 8, 2016 at 1:20 am

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