(February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm)MTL Wrote: I just posted this little story in the Shoutbox before I realized it belongs in this thread:
My little nephew is getting just old enough to become self-conscious when doing his business.
My sister found it amusing when he ordered her out of the room yesterday morning,
because he was obviously busy trying to do something in his diaper,
but she complied, taking it as an encouraging sign of progress, that he wanted privacy
...until she came back and discovered he had reached into his diaper
to remove the offending objects...
...and had smeared the matter EVERYWHERE.
In fact, I now recall another story, from several years before my nephew was even conceived:
My sister told me that one night at their place,
her fiance excused himself to go to the loo,
and some time after he returned, they both noticed a strong shit-like smell in the room,
and looked at each other, perturbed, unable to imagine where it was coming from.
A few minutes of searching turned up no results,
until they realized to their horror
that my sister's fiance had SOMEHOW managed to smear his own shit
all down the back of his jean-leg,
when he had used the washroom.
Of course, he was mortified.
But now I am starting to wonder if it's a genetic trait.
(I shouldn't be making fun of this,
because I do love my little nephew,
but my nephew is under 3 years of age,
whereas my sister's fiance is over 40,
and is a detestable, odious, pretentious, manipulative little prick whom I'd love to bitchslap).
