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Butt Wiping Techniques

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
 15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
 6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
 2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
 4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
(February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Why are we so special that we feel we need to clean at all.
Tell me one animal in the animal kingdom that feels compelled or embarrassed to cleanup up...

We, as humans are way too vogue!
(As if you heathens don't pick and eat your boogers in private anyway) 
I don't, but many do...

Why in the name of all holiness would a grown adult eat their snots?

Dunno.

But it's still better than what the elephant was eating.
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Butt Wiping Techniques

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Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Cato - November 21, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Minimalist - November 21, 2015 at 2:11 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 21, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Bob Kelso - February 6, 2016 at 8:13 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 3:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Thumpalumpacus - November 23, 2015 at 4:34 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 23, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 9:51 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Iroscato - November 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 2:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Exian - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 21, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by SteelCurtain - November 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - November 21, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 21, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by robvalue - November 21, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 21, 2015 at 6:20 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 21, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by zebo-the-fat - November 22, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 22, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - November 22, 2015 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 1:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - November 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 12:57 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Brakeman - November 23, 2015 at 1:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 22, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Clueless Morgan - November 23, 2015 at 1:07 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Whateverist - November 23, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - November 23, 2015 at 10:11 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 10:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 3, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 3, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by The Valkyrie - February 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by TheRealJoeFish - February 4, 2016 at 1:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by brewer - February 5, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 1:25 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by dyresand - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by emjay - February 4, 2016 at 9:22 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by pocaracas - February 4, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 4, 2016 at 8:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Tiberius - February 4, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 4, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2016 at 1:29 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 4, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by scoobysnack - February 5, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 9:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:14 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 5, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 5, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 12:08 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Reforged - February 5, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 5, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 12:09 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 6, 2016 at 12:10 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:39 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:40 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:33 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 10:28 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 7:59 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 10:48 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by God of Mr. Hanky - February 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 6, 2016 at 4:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 6, 2016 at 8:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 8:24 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Fireball - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by FebruaryOfReason - February 7, 2016 at 10:28 am
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:04 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 10:50 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 10:51 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:07 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:08 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:09 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by MTL - February 7, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
Butt Wiping Techniques - by KUSA - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by Catholic_Lady - February 8, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by ignoramus - February 8, 2016 at 12:27 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by vorlon13 - February 8, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques - by WinterHold - February 8, 2016 at 12:14 pm

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