Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)

[SofaKingHigh]

You're as good at metaphors as you are at, well, pretty much everything else really.  They're fucking shit you retard.

Sof, don't you think you got too many expectations?
How a pub goer like you that is used to speak a pub swearing language and can not understand a normal conversation can pretend to understand a metaphor?
Didn't i say that a metaphor can be understood by a person with a normal brain?
You got to patient Sof and wait until you get out the pub and start using your brains.
Only then you will understand the meaning of a metaphor.  

Your metaphors are fucking shit, honestly Rik.  The only people who could understand them require 24 hour care.

You mock people for not understanding evolution, whilst amptly displaying the level of understanding you'd expect to find in a 3 year old and do the same with metaphors; I tell you yours are bad, then you turn it around and tell me it is me who doesn't understand them.....this is the kind of level of discourse you find in the primary school playground you imbecile.

I am English, this is my first language and I am very good at it.  It may be a simple matter of them getting lost in translation, although I doubt it.....believe me when i tell you Rik, your metaphors are fucking terrible.

Like, really bad.  Really, really bad.

You ever watch any of those awful audition shows like X-Factor or Italy's Got Talent?

You're like one of those dickheads who thinks he's good, when in fact they're have all the musical talent of a deaf and dumb hedgehog in a duffel bag.

Now, that's a metaphor.