I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. A few people have told me recently that I have a heart of gold. I had to explain how that's not as desirable as it's meant to be - gold is heavy and cold, and easily dented.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'