and the honeys, but mostly for the jelly.
I won't tell you how I ended up atheist, because to me atheism is like my bra size.
I won't tell you about my religious past, because to me my past is like American flour tortillas.
I can tell you about the jelly, but you guys know already. That's why I'm here.
If you want me to go deep, I can say three things:
1. Freedom feels like a depo shot. You know?
2. I have a brick where the heart goes. Sometimes the brick moves funny. I've heard they call that "feels". Don't. I won't like you if you say "feels".
3. Ha! Deep. (mind wandered)
So, this is me. Where are the theists?
I won't tell you how I ended up atheist, because to me atheism is like my bra size.
I won't tell you about my religious past, because to me my past is like American flour tortillas.
I can tell you about the jelly, but you guys know already. That's why I'm here.
If you want me to go deep, I can say three things:
1. Freedom feels like a depo shot. You know?
2. I have a brick where the heart goes. Sometimes the brick moves funny. I've heard they call that "feels". Don't. I won't like you if you say "feels".
3. Ha! Deep. (mind wandered)
So, this is me. Where are the theists?

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