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I came here for the jelly.
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I came here for the jelly.
and the honeys, but mostly for the jelly.

I won't tell you how I ended up atheist, because to me atheism is like my bra size.

I won't tell you about my religious past, because to me my past is like American flour tortillas.

I can tell you about the jelly, but you guys know already. That's why I'm here.
If you want me to go deep, I can say three things:
1. Freedom feels like a depo shot. You know?
2. I have a brick where the heart goes. Sometimes the brick moves funny. I've heard they call that "feels". Don't. I won't like you if you say "feels".
3. Ha! Deep. (mind wandered)

So, this is me. Where are the theists?

Bong
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 12:22 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - February 17, 2016 at 12:24 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by ignoramus - February 17, 2016 at 12:25 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 12:29 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2016 at 12:29 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 12:33 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jenny A - February 17, 2016 at 12:35 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 12:46 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - February 17, 2016 at 12:41 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - February 17, 2016 at 12:51 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 12:55 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2016 at 1:01 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - February 17, 2016 at 1:10 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - February 17, 2016 at 1:33 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 1:58 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Losty - April 25, 2016 at 8:21 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - February 17, 2016 at 2:06 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 2:23 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by ignoramus - February 17, 2016 at 2:19 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - February 17, 2016 at 2:27 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 2:33 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Aoi Magi - February 17, 2016 at 2:30 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 2:39 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - February 17, 2016 at 2:34 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jackalope - February 17, 2016 at 2:52 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 2:58 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by pocaracas - February 17, 2016 at 3:43 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 3:26 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by c172 - February 17, 2016 at 3:55 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by ignoramus - February 17, 2016 at 4:00 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 3:29 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Mystical - February 17, 2016 at 4:04 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 3:33 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by c172 - February 17, 2016 at 4:05 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by robvalue - February 17, 2016 at 4:25 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by brewer - February 17, 2016 at 5:28 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by RobbyPants - February 17, 2016 at 8:36 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by brewer - February 17, 2016 at 9:03 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Excited Penguin - February 17, 2016 at 2:46 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 2:51 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 3:29 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 3:29 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 3:34 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 4:17 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Minimalist - February 17, 2016 at 4:25 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by pocaracas - February 17, 2016 at 4:35 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Minimalist - February 17, 2016 at 4:49 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 4:40 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2016 at 4:43 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by brewer - February 17, 2016 at 5:13 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 4:46 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 10:06 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by c172 - February 17, 2016 at 10:24 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by c172 - February 17, 2016 at 10:37 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Minimalist - February 17, 2016 at 11:15 pm
I came here for the jelly. - by LadyForCamus - February 17, 2016 at 11:20 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - February 17, 2016 at 11:31 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - February 17, 2016 at 11:33 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - April 25, 2016 at 8:22 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Little lunch - April 25, 2016 at 9:42 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - April 25, 2016 at 12:57 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by robvalue - April 25, 2016 at 1:02 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - April 25, 2016 at 1:22 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Losty - April 25, 2016 at 1:20 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by c172 - April 25, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - April 25, 2016 at 2:14 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - April 25, 2016 at 3:40 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by ignoramus - April 25, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by robvalue - April 26, 2016 at 4:04 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - April 26, 2016 at 4:33 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by robvalue - April 26, 2016 at 4:45 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by pocaracas - April 26, 2016 at 4:48 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by robvalue - April 26, 2016 at 4:56 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Little lunch - April 26, 2016 at 5:31 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by SteelCurtain - April 26, 2016 at 5:35 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - April 26, 2016 at 11:45 am
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - April 26, 2016 at 4:34 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - April 26, 2016 at 6:43 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - April 26, 2016 at 6:55 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - April 26, 2016 at 6:57 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - April 26, 2016 at 7:03 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - April 26, 2016 at 7:08 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Edwardo Piet - April 26, 2016 at 7:21 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by Jello - April 26, 2016 at 7:46 pm
RE: I came here for the jelly. - by J a c k - April 26, 2016 at 8:13 pm

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