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A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
I can tell you are all struggling with the profundity of my revelation, so here are some wise words to guide you:

Genesis 15:9
So the LORD said to him, "Bring me a heifer, a goat and a ram, each three years old, along with a dove and a young pigeon."

Deuteronomy 25:11
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity

Deuteronomy 23:1
No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God.

Kings 2:23
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

Ezekiel 23:19
Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

I hope that clears up all your questions.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Expired - February 18, 2016 at 6:13 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by brewer - February 18, 2016 at 7:23 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Reforged - February 18, 2016 at 7:32 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Cecelia - February 19, 2016 at 2:12 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by IATIA - February 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 2:25 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by ignoramus - February 19, 2016 at 6:27 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 6:34 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Lek - February 19, 2016 at 1:05 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by LastPoet - February 19, 2016 at 1:27 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 3:55 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by IATIA - February 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by robvalue - February 19, 2016 at 5:50 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by comet - February 19, 2016 at 7:27 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Minimalist - February 19, 2016 at 8:57 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by ignoramus - February 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Alex K - February 20, 2016 at 1:03 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by FebruaryOfReason - February 21, 2016 at 4:52 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by robvalue - February 21, 2016 at 4:54 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by Cato - February 21, 2016 at 7:25 am
RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God - by J a c k - February 21, 2016 at 1:55 pm

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