Damned Republicunts

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Borowitz:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDg1NjY2S0

Iraqis Celebrate as Threat of Third Bush Presidency is Over

Moments after the first evidence of Bush’s dismal finish began trickling in, however, Iraqis roared with glee as spontaneous festivities erupted across the country.
Observers were stunned to see Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds dancing together in the streets, putting aside their enmity to celebrate an outcome that they never dreamed possible.
“You must understand, we Iraqis have been living with the fear of a third Bush Presidency for months now,” Sabah al-Alousi, a Baghdad shoemaker, said.