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Satan and errors in the Bible
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RE: Satan and errors in the Bible
March 3, 2016 at 9:35 pm
He's no idiot. He knew what a douche the god was, so he rebelled. He said, "Fuck you! I rather be doomed for eternity than serve you!" Then the god made him look like the bad guy. He even tried to educate Adam and Eve by telling them that the god was being selfish by not allowing them to gain wisdom by eating the forbidden fruit. He was just being helpful! Poor dude deserves some street cred.  Rolleyes Hail Satan!
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Satan and errors in the Bible

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Satan and errors in the Bible - by Nihilist Virus - March 3, 2016 at 4:21 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Cecelia - March 3, 2016 at 5:29 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by robvalue - March 4, 2016 at 2:51 am
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by vorlon13 - March 3, 2016 at 8:46 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by abaris - March 3, 2016 at 9:24 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by The Valkyrie - March 3, 2016 at 9:41 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Drich - March 4, 2016 at 1:39 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Drich - March 4, 2016 at 1:36 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by IATIA - March 4, 2016 at 5:25 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by abaris - March 4, 2016 at 6:14 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by J a c k - March 3, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Godschild - March 4, 2016 at 3:17 am
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Angrboda - March 4, 2016 at 1:04 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Godschild - March 4, 2016 at 10:44 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Angrboda - March 4, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Godschild - March 7, 2016 at 12:20 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Angrboda - March 7, 2016 at 12:54 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Silver - March 5, 2016 at 2:45 am
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Godschild - March 7, 2016 at 12:24 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Nihilist Virus - March 4, 2016 at 5:18 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Godschild - March 4, 2016 at 10:40 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Nihilist Virus - March 5, 2016 at 5:10 am
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Drich - March 4, 2016 at 1:33 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Nihilist Virus - March 4, 2016 at 5:25 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Drich - March 4, 2016 at 1:34 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by LastPoet - March 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by abaris - March 4, 2016 at 2:00 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Angrboda - March 4, 2016 at 2:15 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by J a c k - March 4, 2016 at 2:21 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 4, 2016 at 7:06 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by LastPoet - March 4, 2016 at 1:44 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by The Grand Nudger - March 4, 2016 at 5:55 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by The Inquisition - March 4, 2016 at 6:17 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Minimalist - March 4, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by robvalue - March 5, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - March 5, 2016 at 6:00 am
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by vorlon13 - March 5, 2016 at 3:35 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Cyberman - March 6, 2016 at 6:16 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by vorlon13 - March 6, 2016 at 6:19 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Lach - March 7, 2016 at 12:39 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Minimalist - March 7, 2016 at 1:08 pm
RE: Satan and errors in the Bible - by Nihilist Virus - March 7, 2016 at 2:15 pm

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