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Satan's Spy System = SSS
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Satan's Spy System = SSS
Quote:Matthew 8:28 KING JAMES VERSION
And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. {8:29} And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? {8:30} And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. {8:31} So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. {8:32} And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters. {8:33} And they that kept them fled, and went their ways into the city, and told every thing, and what was befallen to the possessed of the devils. {8:34} And, behold, the whole city came out to meet Jesus: and when they saw him, they besought him that he would depart out of their coasts. {9:1} And he entered into a ship, and passed over, and came into his own city.

^^^^^There are 2 guys infected with devils. It looks like they know about the jewish god’s master plan.

The devils are having a conversation with Jesus:
“Jesus, thou Son of God?”

^^^^^It looks like the devils know that this is Jesus, the son of the jewish god.
Is someone from heaven leaking information? Is there a mole selling the plans to the Satan?

“art thou come hither to torment us before the time?”

^^^^^Here as well. It looks like the devils know about the jewish god’s plan.


Quote:Mark 1:21 KING JAMES VERSION
And they went into Capernaum; and straightway on the sabbath day he entered into the synagogue, and taught. {1:22} And they were astonished at his doctrine: for he taught them as one that had authority, and not as the scribes. {1:23} And there was in their synagogue a man with an unclean spirit; and he cried out, {1:24} Saying, Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Jesus of Nazareth? art thou come to destroy us? I know thee who thou art, the Holy One of God. {1:25} And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. {1:26} And when the unclean spirit had torn him, and cried with a loud voice, he came out of him. {1:27} And they were all amazed, insomuch that they questioned among themselves, saying, What thing is this? what new doctrine is this? for with authority commandeth he even the unclean spirits, and they do obey him. {1:28} And immediately his fame spread abroad throughout all the region round about Galilee.


^^^^^It looks like other devils are recognizing Jesus as well:
The devils are having a conversation with Jesus:
“Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Jesus of Nazareth? art thou come to destroy us? I know thee who thou art, the Holy One of God.”


Quote:Mark 3:7 KING JAMES VERSION
But Jesus withdrew himself with his disciples to the sea: and a great multitude from Galilee followed him, and from Judaea, {3:8} And from Jerusalem, and from Idumaea, and from beyond Jordan; and they about Tyre and Sidon, a great multitude, when they had heard what great things he did, came unto him. {3:9} And he spake to his disciples, that a small ship should wait on him because of the multitude, lest they should throng him. {3:10} For he had healed many; insomuch that they pressed upon him for to touch him, as many as had plagues. {3:11} And unclean spirits, when they saw him, fell down before him, and cried, saying, Thou art the Son of God. {3:12} And he straitly charged them that they should not make him known.

^^^^^It looks like other devils are recognizing Jesus as well:
The devils are having a conversation with Jesus:
“Thou art the Son of God.”

Also, Jesus tells the devils to keep it a secret:
“And he straitly charged them that they should not make him known.”

What’s the point? Everyone was following Jesus, calling him the son of god and they all wanted to get cured and they were telling others.


Quote:Luke 2:8 KING JAMES VERSION
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. {2:9} And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. {2:10} And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. {2:11} For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. {2:12} And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. {2:13} And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, {2:14} Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

^^^^^WTF? This asshole, Gabriel, just leaked information.
Is he part of the SSS?
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RE: Satan's Spy System = SSS
Dunno. But if you see SSS on your boarding card, expect a body cavity search before boarding the aircraft.
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RE: Satan's Spy System = SSS
The first bit you quoted is also the section of the new testament that reveals that its fourth century authors knew sweet fuck all about Levantine geography.
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RE: Satan's Spy System = SSS
(January 12, 2022 at 2:40 am)Nomad Wrote: The first bit you quoted is also the section of the new testament that reveals that its fourth century authors knew sweet fuck all about Levantine geography.

What do you mean?
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RE: Satan's Spy System = SSS
(January 12, 2022 at 11:07 am)Ferrocyanide Wrote:
(January 12, 2022 at 2:40 am)Nomad Wrote: The first bit you quoted is also the section of the new testament that reveals that its fourth century authors knew sweet fuck all about Levantine geography.

What do you mean?

There are two possible locations for where the "Legion" of demons were met, one is ten leagues away from the Sea of Galilee the other thirty. No way a herd of pigs would travel 30 miles, never mind 90.
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RE: Satan's Spy System = SSS
(January 12, 2022 at 3:51 pm)Nomad Wrote:
(January 12, 2022 at 11:07 am)Ferrocyanide Wrote: What do you mean?

There are two possible locations for where the "Legion" of demons were met, one is ten leagues away from the Sea of Galilee the other thirty.  No way a herd of pigs would travel 30 miles, never mind 90.

I see.
There are too many indications that the NT is mostly fictitious. Along with that, it would make sense that the NT is full of errors.

They are not even sure what the name of the location is:
Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kursi,_Sea_of_Galilee


Quote:The events take place in the land of either the Gerasenes, Gadarenes or Gergesenes (Mark 5:1, Matthew 8:28, Luke 8:26).


There is also
Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_o...e_demoniac


Quote:Gerasa, Gadara, or Gergesa?
The story appears to be set close to the Sea of Galilee, but neither Gadara nor Gerasa is nearby; both cities are southeast of the lake, Gadara 10 km away or a two-hour walking distance, and Gerasa well over twice as far. Origen speculated that there had been a town called "Gergasa" on the shores of the Sea.[7]

On the wikipedia page, I see that there is a buttloads of reinterpretations and symbolisms.
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