Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)

[Little Rik]

Gee, why you didn't tell me before mate?  
Now i know what you talking about.  
You mean that guy that i look after in the mental unit that go around with a colander on the head.
My boss told me to put him in a straight jacket but to me it doesn't seem that bad.
Although i am a bit worry at times that with that colander on the head he may not see the wall
in front of him.  
Well well, now that you told me that he is your friend i will look after him a bit better.  
No worry mate.  

Dear ricky ticky 

It's ok I forgive you for your intolerance, FSM has taught me to love and forgive.

May FSM's glory erase your hate one day.

Yogurt not yoga.
RAmen

Not stupid your guru-god.  
Once you go to his paradise you only get a bowl of overcooked ramen and a cup of yougurt
and he keeps all the virgins for himself.  
To add salt to the wound he force you to keep the colander on your head so you can't even see what
he is doing with the virgins.       
Much better go to his hell then.