(March 15, 2016 at 7:50 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote:(March 15, 2016 at 6:56 am)Little Rik Wrote: Not stupid your guru-god.Silly silly ricky ticky![]()
Once you go to his paradise you only get a bowl of overcooked ramen and a cup of yougurt
and he keeps all the virgins for himself.![]()
To add salt to the wound he force you to keep the colander on your head so you can't even see what
he is doing with the virgins.![]()
Much better go to his hell then.
FSM is a transcendent being that manifested all space and time, Why would he need virigns? However all manner of women and men are available for your choosing in Valhalla.
The one true God FSM continues to tell me to forgive you and so I shall.
The colander is to remind us of his sacrifice for you.
You are free to choose hell, FSM never punishes infinitely for a finite life, A few hundred thousand millenia and you be given the option to come on in if you so desire.
As always, Yogurt not Yoga. RAmen
Ok. then.
Let us go to his hell.

Just one question before i go to his hell.



Can i take the toothbrush and toothpaste with me?
