Why the whole Adam and Eve Fall story makes no sense

[Wyrd of Gawd]

There's a lot about the story that doesn't make sense.

Why did the Snake tempt them?  If the Snake were Satan, then it makes absolutely no sense for God to punish snakes.  If the snake weren't Satan, then why tempt Adam and Eve?

Young Earthers and Old Earthers still must answer the question of Dinosaurs.  I mean even if we assume day = age, then surely death existed for everyone and everything before 'Adam and Eve'.  Because Dinosaurs weren't eternal.  God making man immortal doesn't make sense either.  Why take it away for disobeying?  And why give it back upon 'death' (but only if you obey God's laws!)  Yahweh punished everyone for the actions of two people (according to the bible at least).  As for young earthers... the age of the earth is already proven.  At the very least they're consistent in ignoring science... I guess.

It's an ethnocentric Middle Eastern Jewish fairy tale.  It's not real.  There's no reason to believe it.