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Trump tried to write his own Jefferson Bible
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Trump tried to write his own Jefferson Bible
March 19, 2016 at 7:21 pm
Everyone knows the Bible is Trump's favorite book. *COUGH* Art of the bullshiter. But here is an excerpt from hes new steamy pile. His own 10 Commandments.

Trump's commandments.

1. I'm YUGE! Believe me there's no problem.
2. I'll be best President ever.
3. Did I mention I am YUGE, OH YEA I DID, I'M YUGE!
4. I'll be the best President ever. FYI I'M YUGE!
5. Deport all the Jews....I meant wetba....Get the cattle cars.
6. Keep them Muslims out.
7. Punch em in the face.
8. Send em out on stretchers.
9. Build the best wall ever.
10. Let me repeat. I'M YUGE!
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Trump tried to write his own Jefferson Bible - by Brian37 - March 19, 2016 at 7:21 pm
Trump tried to write his own Jefferson Bible - by KUSA - March 20, 2016 at 1:56 pm

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