RE: joke time
March 22, 2016 at 7:51 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2016 at 7:53 pm by IATIA.)
Newly wed couple just arrived at their hotel suite.
He was a big ol’ potbellied redneck from way back and she was a sweet southern belle.
Eager to commensurate the marriage, the good ol’ boy hollers, “Bitch, get those clothes off!”.
Stunned, she starts undressing.
He takes his shirt off while she is taking off her blouse and as she is taking off her skirt, the good ol’ boy already has his pants off and throws them across the bed to her.
“Try those on for size!”
She grabs the pants and tries them on, but they are too big and baggy. The takes them off and tosses them back.
“I don’t know what you want, but I can’t wear those pants.”
“That’s right bitch and you just remember who wears the pants in this family!”
She pulls her panties down and throws them across the bed to him and says, “Try those on.”.
He grabs the panties and tries pulling them up, but they are to small for his legs and he rips them off and tosses them back to her.
“Bitch, I can’t get into those.”
He was a big ol’ potbellied redneck from way back and she was a sweet southern belle.
Eager to commensurate the marriage, the good ol’ boy hollers, “Bitch, get those clothes off!”.
Stunned, she starts undressing.
He takes his shirt off while she is taking off her blouse and as she is taking off her skirt, the good ol’ boy already has his pants off and throws them across the bed to her.
“Try those on for size!”
She grabs the pants and tries them on, but they are too big and baggy. The takes them off and tosses them back.
“I don’t know what you want, but I can’t wear those pants.”
“That’s right bitch and you just remember who wears the pants in this family!”
She pulls her panties down and throws them across the bed to him and says, “Try those on.”.
He grabs the panties and tries pulling them up, but they are to small for his legs and he rips them off and tosses them back to her.
“Bitch, I can’t get into those.”
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
