joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

One of the blondes from Val's joke is tooling round the countryside in her vintage Porsche when the engine coughs, sputters and dies.  She calls a local garage who have a mechanic there in short order.  After a minute or so of fiddling with the motor, he has her try it - the car starts immediately.

'Oh, thank you SO much!' says the blonde.  'How did you fix it so fast?'

'It was nothing much - just crap in the carburetor.'

'Oh, great.  How often do I have to do that?'

Boru