All you god hating atheists!

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What the fuck!

I was about to win this flying tank thing on my tank card game, and I thought hey, it's April fools! They're bound to not give me a flying tank. They'll give me nothing at all, or something even more stupid.

They totally fooled me! I got the last thing I was expecting, the flying tank. You can land it right near the enemy base. Very funny, you guys.

I'm house sitting for my friends, but now I'm wondering if they've actually gone on holiday or if they're gonna jump out and scare the shit out of me in a minute. I need to check the blueprints again.