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So lets say God appeared right in front of you.

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So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.
March 19, 2011 at 6:51 am
(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: So God appeared right in front of you.
He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing. Whether it be an insult or not.
He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.

For me I would ask him if he can have this massive showdown with all the Greek Gods. Big Grin
And be sent to hell because I would love to remember the epic battle between the gods. If I went heaven he'll probably erase all my memory and personality because he probably got beaten into a pulp. Tongue Silly I know.

You?

Get in line, kiddo.

I'm a neutral polyamorous whore... I don't need to pick a side when both will have me at once. I would be severely insulted by God's suggestion that I pick a side. That's selfish of him, and I'd tell him so.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Jax - March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am
RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Violet - March 19, 2011 at 6:51 am

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