So God appeared right in front of you hypothetically.
He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing. Whether it be an insult or not.
He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.

For me I would ask the Christian god if he can have this massive showdown with all the Greek Gods.
And be sent to hell because I would love to remember the epic battle between the gods. If I went heaven he'll probably erase all my memory and personality because he probably got beaten into a pulp. Silly I know.

You?


EDIT: A huge confusion about which god I'm talking about. I'm talking about any god at all, I didn't even noticed I posted this in the Christianity Section.

I would ask God just one thing;

"What the Fuck?"

i would check myself into the nearest asylum and then hope the pills are enough to make the hallucinations stop

(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing. Whether it be an insult or not.
He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.

Bah. That's not a choice, that's an ultimatum, and it still all boils down to trying to make a decision whether to spend an eternity with or without said deity, the consequences of which you can't appreciate until after you've made the choice.

God should follow Yivo's example from Futurama, he/she/it actually wanted to have a relationship, and takes everyone in the universe out on a date at the same time.

Okay, okay IF God were real and I can't argue with the choices given I'd pass on the option to make a request and simply choose hell, spending eternity with an almighty self-righteous cretin who can't admit fault, who will end up being potentially abusive in the long-term is a fate worse than hell.

Any deity who consigns me to eternal condemnation never loved me in the first instance.

(March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am)Jax Wrote: So God appeared right in front of you.
He allows you to say/ask anything to him, but only one thing. Whether it be an insult or not.
He then allows you to choose whether to join Heaven or Hell, it's all up to you.

For me I would ask him if he can have this massive showdown with all the Greek Gods.
And be sent to hell because I would love to remember the epic battle between the gods. If I went heaven he'll probably erase all my memory and personality because he probably got beaten into a pulp. Silly I know.

You?

Get in line, kiddo.

I'm a neutral polyamorous whore... I don't need to pick a side when both will have me at once. I would be severely insulted by God's suggestion that I pick a side. That's selfish of him, and I'd tell him so.

Well, God cannot make an appearance cause there's no such a thing as God. And if there was he wouldn't wanna spawn anywhere near me.

I'd probably ask him for 1,000,000 questions and go to heaven, if hell is anything like they describe I'd rather worship the slave master.

I would ask him to go away. Kindly, of course.

Which "god" are you referring to? Yahweh, Zeus, Poseidon, Mithra?

In reality, none of these gods could "appear" in front of anybody (delusions don't count), since they are all men's creations.

Hypothetically if he did exist, I'd ask for the next 10 years worth of lottery numbers, enjoy the rest of my time on earth as a multi billionaire then rock up to heaven in a gold suit studded with jewels, buy the whole place, sell it on to developers who could then pave over paradise and put up some sort of car parking facility or something.