Do not do this at work, although it would be fun to see if the caller is paying attention.
Answering the phone, "Charlie's morgue, you kill em we chill em".
Or, "Joe's morgue, you nab em we slab em".
Answering the phone, "Charlie's morgue, you kill em we chill em".
Or, "Joe's morgue, you nab em we slab em".