Scoob, you've done yeoman's work here, and I appreciate you for it. Just a few things you left out:
-Mrs. Clinton holds most of her events during daylight hours, as she uses the nighttime to go round catching rodents with her retractable fangs.
-She is actually 182 years old, and maintains her appearance by bathing in the blood of virgins.
-Her hobbies include breeding plague rats, designing torture chambers for Muslim strong men, and making erotic ceramics.
-She is secretly working an her autobiography (to be published posthumously), tentatively titled, 'My Life As A Lesbian Abortionist'.
-She is the love child of Don Knotts and Fanny Craddock.
-She operates a secret farm in Australia, where she is training wallaby commandos to assist her in the coming race war.
Always remember - when spreading idiotic rumours without a scintilla of evidence, completeness is vital.
Boru
-Mrs. Clinton holds most of her events during daylight hours, as she uses the nighttime to go round catching rodents with her retractable fangs.
-She is actually 182 years old, and maintains her appearance by bathing in the blood of virgins.
-Her hobbies include breeding plague rats, designing torture chambers for Muslim strong men, and making erotic ceramics.
-She is secretly working an her autobiography (to be published posthumously), tentatively titled, 'My Life As A Lesbian Abortionist'.
-She is the love child of Don Knotts and Fanny Craddock.
-She operates a secret farm in Australia, where she is training wallaby commandos to assist her in the coming race war.
Always remember - when spreading idiotic rumours without a scintilla of evidence, completeness is vital.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
